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Saturday, January 2, 2016

Retro Rowe: WWE Wrestlemania 22

WWE WrestleMania XXII
by SamoaRowe
April 2nd 2006

-From Chicago, IL. Our hosts are Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler, Michael Cole, and Tazz. 

World Tag Team Championship:
Big Show and Kane © vs. Carlito and Chris Masters

After a full year of being shoved down our throats, Masters still isn’t over. He squares off with Kane, who quickly nails a drop-kick. Big Show dismantles Masters with his open hand slaps. Masters rakes the face to force a tag to Carlito. Show crotches Carlito on the ropes and press slams Masters. Show tosses Carlito over the ropes onto Masters. Kane delivers a flying clothesline onto both challengers on the floor. Carlito comes back with a drop-kick to the knee of Big Show. Masters and Carlito nail a flapjack on Show to take control. Show reverses a double suplex and takes in a fresh Kane. Kane plows through the challengers as if they were a couple of jobbers. Masters sneaks in the Masterlock but Show breaks it with his boot. Backstabber on Kane and Masters saves Carlito from a choke slam. Kane builds some momentum and finishes Carlito with a choke slam at 6:40. This was more or less a squash, *¼.
Winners and still World Tag Team Champions: Big Show and Kane

Retro Rowe: WWE No Way Out 2006 Review

WWE No Way Out

February 19th 2006

-From Baltimore, MD. Our hosts are Michael Cole and Tazz.

“Rey, you’re looking up towards the heavens like you’re looking at Eddie. Let me tell you something, bro. Eddie ain’t in Heaven, Eddie’s down there… IN HELL!” -Randy Orton (speaking to Rey Mysterio). 

I think this quote sums up this entire period in Smackdown history, and why I’m less than ecstatic about revisiting it.

WWE Cruiserweight Championship:
Gregory Helms © vs. Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Paul London vs. Brian Kendrick vs. Funaki vs. Psychosis vs. Super Crazy vs. Nunzio vs. Kid Kash

Helms dropped The Hurricane gimmick due to Katrina, then promptly jobbed to Jerry Lawler in a crap match at New Year’s Revolution. That “momentum” lead him to jumping over to Smackdown and stealing the jobber title in another unproductive Cruiserweight Open match at the Royal Rumble. That leads us to this 9-way match, featuring nine jobbers who lose constantly and have lucked their way into a title match and are looking to win a championship since it’s convenient. I bet some readers will forget that half the participants were even employed by WWE.

Bell rings and Helms flees the ring, leaving the others to brawl. First notable spot is London’s leaping mule kick on Nunzio. The Mexicools work together to splash London and Kendrick at ringside. Kid Kash slams Funaki but is way off on a moonsault. Helms returns to prevent any pinfalls, since this is apparently sudden death. Helms soon finds himself on the receiving end of a gang beat down. The match deteriorates back into everyone fighting at once, hitting meaningless spots. Kid Kash actually earns a pop for a diving head scissors takedown. Cole and Tazz are talking about the “fast and furious” action you can only see from these Cruiserweights, with zero attempt to get any of the individuals over in any way. The roster gets piled up for a dive sequence, but Helms prevents Super Crazy from doing anything cool. There’s a sequence of rapid pin breakups, including Scotty 2 Hotty stirring up nostalgia by hitting The Worm on Helms. Kash plants Psychosis with the Dead Level, Super Crazy breaks the pin with a moonsault, but Helms sneaks in to steal the pinfall at 9:40. The action was fine, but the booking was the usual throwaway Cruiserweight nonsense, **.
Winner and still Cruiserweight Champion: Gregory Helms

Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Retro Rowe: WWE New Year's Revolution 2006

WWE New Year’s Revolution


January 7, 2006

-Having not learned their lesson in 2005, WWE continued to over-saturate their pay-per-view business with another unnecessary January show shoved onto the schedule before the Royal Rumble, and busting out the Elimination Chamber to justify it.

-From Albany, NY. Our hosts are Joey Styles and Jonathan Coachman.

Edge (with Lita) vs. Intercontinental Champion Ric Flair

There’s a fire breathing dragon hanging over the stage and we get Edge vs. Flair in the opener. So far, this show is already leaving the 2005 New Year’s Revolution in the dust. Coachman puts over Flair’s intensity by bringing up his most recent divorce and road rage incident. Way to make the talent shine, Coach. Edge sets the tone for the match by ambushing Flair from behind. It doesn’t take Flair long to come back with typical Nature Boy offense. Flair chases Lita into another ambush from Edge, who apparently woke up early enough to trick the Dirtiest Player in the Game. Edge suplexes Flair on the floor and proceeds to wear him down. Flair chops his way back into the contest and crotches Edge on the guard rail. Flair actually manages to deliver a chop block off the top rope after thumbing both Edge and Lita in the eye. Flair softens up the knee for the Figure Four, but Lita distracts. Flair back drops Edge to ringside and hip tosses Lita into the ring for a Figure Four. Edge breaks it by cracking the Money in the Bank briefcase over Flair’s head for the DQ at 7:16. This opener was pretty pedestrian stuff, but got the crowd going, **.
Winner via DQ: Ric Flair

Retro Rowe: WWE Taboo Tuesday 2005 Review

WWE Taboo Tuesday

November 1, 2005
-Follow me on Twitter: @SamoaRowe

-From San Diego, CA. Our hosts are Joey Styles and Jerry Lawler.

Edge (with Lita) and Chris Masters vs. Matt Hardy and Rey Mysterio

Fans got to vote for Smackdown superstars to face Edge and Masters. This is stemming from Eric Bischoff turning the lights off on the Smackdown roster at the Raw Homecoming special. Before the bell can ring, Lita and Edge back out of the match, as Edge doesn’t feel he has to prove himself against Matt Hardy again. Edge doesn’t care about Raw and introduces his replacement: Snitsky.

Snitsky and Chris Masters vs. Matt Hardy and Rey Mysterio

Masters takes advantage of Snitsky’s surprise arrival and attacks Rey from behind. Snitsky tags but his slam is reversed by Rey. Snitsky rebounds and slams Mysterio. The Raw team isolates Rey with fast tags and power moves. At the 3 minute mark, Matt gets a hot tag and unloads on both opponents. Snitsky blocks the Twist of Fate, but Matt catches him with a superplex. Masters breaks the cover and sets Matt up for a Snitsky big boot. It’s Matt’s turn to get isolated for a beating. Matt desperately hits a flying clothesline on Masters, but Snitsky prevents a tag. Matt counters with an inverted DDT and gets the hot tag. Mysterio explodes with a series of rapid fire flying attacks. Snitsky tosses Rey into the Masterlock! Matt saves Rey and clears the ring for stereo dives to the floor! Rey almost overshots a flying sunset flip, but Hardy clotheslines Masters into place for a convincing near fall. Masters nails an interesting slam on Rey for another close fall. Masters suffers a 619, Twist of Fate, and springboard splash. Rey pins Masters at 13:40! Rey and Matt carried a couple of stiffs to a hot opener, ***.
Winners: Rey Mysterio and Matt Hardy

Sunday, December 27, 2015

Retro Rowe: WWE Vengeance 2005 Review

WWE Venegeance

June 26th 2005

-Follow me on Twitter @SamoaRowe.

-From Paradise, NV. Our hosts are Jim Ross, Jonathan Coachman, and Jerry Lawler.

-Before the days of NXT making the main roster sweat with their Takeover specials, there was a time when WWE experimented with a novelty ECW reunion pay-per-view in One Night Stand. That event excited the fan base in an organic way that WWE hadn’t managed to do since the heyday of the Attitude Era. This resulted in the Raw brand stacking the PPV deck with this Vengeance show, held only 2 weeks after One Night Stand. Thanks to the multi-week draft, World Champion Batista and WWE Champion John Cena were both on Raw. They busted out the Hell in a Cell. Finally, they fast-tracked Kurt Angle and Shawn Michaels into a rematch of their Wrestlemania 21 insta-classic. Meanwhile, the current top champion on Smackdown is United States Champion Orlando Jordan. Wrestling is funny.

Intercontinental Championship:
Carlito © vs. Shelton Benjamin

This past week on Raw, Carlito was drafted to the red brand and immediately ended Benjamin’s lengthy IC title reign (and push). Carlito had been given a nice push on Smackdown, but here is where the true Carlito experiment began, as he was positioned as a “future of the business” type character. The match kicks off with a typical hot start for plucky babyface, Shelton, and Carlito tries to take a hike with the title. Shelton hauls the champ back to the ring but Carlito cuts him off by poking the eyes. Shelton rebounds with a springboard top rope lariat. The match shifts to Carlito’s favor and he wears Benjamin down with his create-a-wrestler default move set. The vocal men in the crowd get behind Carlito, booing Shelton for hitting a desperate forearm. Shelton mounts a comeback, and the crowd continues rejecting him. Benjamin rolls on with a springboard bulldog for a near fall. Carlito uncovers a turnbuckle while getting punched in the head, and manages a power slam for 2. Benjamin misses a Stinger Splash right into the exposed turnbuckle and Carlito pins him at 12:45. Totally average match, perfect example of what WWE style looks like, **½.
Winner and still Intercontinental Champion: Carlito

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Retro Rowe: WWE No Way Out 2005

WWE No Way Out


February 20th 2005

-From Pittsburgh, PA. Our hosts are Michael Cole and Tazz.

WWE Tag Team Championship:
Doug and Danny Basham © vs. Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero

The continually unover Basham Brothers somehow weaseled their way into a second reign with the tag straps, but it comes crashing down tonight. Eddie starts against Danny and completely outwrestles him. Rey delivers some quick offense, Danny corners him for a tag. The Bashams attempt an early isolation, but Mysterio counters with a fancy arm drag. Eddie scores a hurricanrana, but ends up getting isolated. They have a timing issue where Eddie should have made a tag due to a slow Doug Basham. Eddie dodges a flying head butt and Rey gets a hot tag. The Bashams make the switcheroo and surprise Rey with a hard clothesline to make him the new Face in Peril. Eddie ties two tag ropes together for an advantage, but he’s caught cheating, and Rey suffers for it. The Bashams toss Rey into the air for a hard landing, but it leads to a Mysterio comeback. Eddie gets the hot tag and plows through the Bashams. Eddie’s momentum is cut off with a double spinebuster, but Rey drop-kicks Eddie into a roll-up for a near fall. Rey talks Eddie out of using a belt for a weapon while the Bashams make another switcheroo. Eddie rolls through a Frog Splash attempt but plays dead to lure Doug into an inside cradle near fall. Eddie and Rey arrange for the referee to take a tag belt away and miss them using the other belt to set up a 619 for the win and titles at 14:47. This was so very dull, but the antics down the go home stretch were highly amusing, **¾.
Winners and new WWE Tag Team Champions: Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio

Friday, December 18, 2015

Retro Rowe: WWE Armageddon 2002

WWE Armageddon

December 15, 2002
-Follow me on Twitter: @SamoaRowe

-From Ft. Lauderdale, FL. Our hosts are Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler, Michael Cole, and Tazz.

World Tag Team Championship:
Chris Jericho and Christian © vs. Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley vs. Lance Storm and William Regal vs. Booker T and Goldust

Yes, the Dudleyz are together again after their singles pushes fizzled. The match starts off as if it as a 4 vs. 4 match with the heels and baby faces working together. The Dudleyz are more than happy to dish out the “WASSUP” head butt. Regal makes a blind tag as the Dudleyz nail the 3D on Christian. Regal and Bubba have a miscue on a roll-up so the Dudleyz are awkwardly gone at 5:15. Goldust gets a quick roll-up as well to eliminate Storm and Regal at 5:35. With that nonsense done with, the match settles into a normal 2 on 2 outing. Jericho uses Regal’s flag to weaken Goldust and isolate him. Booker T gets a hot tag and dishes out a series of attacks. Jericho plants Booker for a 2 count but the Walls are countered. Jericho dodges the Scissors Kick and applies the Walls! Goldust makes the save and trips Christian on the ropes. Jericho gets driven into Christian’s groin and Booker nearly gets the pinfall. Booker counters into a missile drop-kick! Bulldog by Jericho but the Lionsault misses! Flapjack by Booker and the SPINAROONIE! Scissors Kick by Booker only gets 2! Jericho clocks Booker with the belt but the Lionsault only gets 2! The Bookend finishes Jericho at 16:40! This was very good once it got down to business, ***.
Winners and new World Tag Team Champions: Booker T and Goldust

Retro Rowe: WWE No Mercy 2002

WWE No Mercy

October 20, 2002
-Follow me on Twitter: @SamoaRowe

-From Little Rock, Arkansas. Our hosts are Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler, Michael Cole, and Tazz.

World Tag Team Championship:
Chris Jericho and Christian © vs. Booker T and Goldust

Jericho is reluctant to face Booker and forces Christian to start the match. Jericho is only willing to enter when Goldust seems vulnerable. Goldust clears the ring, dumping Jericho over the ropes onto Christian. Goldust sets Jericho up for a 10 punch, but Christian hangs him on the ropes. Goldust gets isolated for a beating. Booker gets the hot tag and finally gets a chance to tear into Jericho. Goldust tags himself in as Booker nails a double clothesline. Christian suffers the Golden Globes and then Jericho takes a drop toe hold into his groin. Jericho applies the Walls on Goldust but Booker breaks it. Scissors Kick on Jericho, but Christian pulls Goldust out of the cover. Booker lands a missile drop-kick on Jericho and delivers a Spinaroonie. Christian misses a belt shot, and Jericho’s Lionsault attempt breaks the rope! Goldust gets the cover, but Christian puts Jericho’s foot on the rope. Jericho delivers a bulldog onto the belt and a moonsault ends it at 8:45. Lively, formulaic tag team opener. They handled the broken rope well, **½.
Winners and still World Tag Team Champions: Chris Jericho and Christian

Thursday, December 17, 2015

Retro Rowe: WWE Vengeance 2002

WWE Vengeance

July 21, 2002
-Follow me on Twitter: @SamoaRowe

-From Detroit, MI. Our hosts are Michael Cole, Tazz, Jerry Lawler, and Jim Ross.

Tables Match:
Bubba Ray and Spike Dudley vs. Chris Benoit and Eddie Guerrero

Benoit immediately goes to work punishing Spike. Bubba tags but gets doubled teamed by the Radicalz. Bubba knocks Eddie off the apron but gets caught in Benoit’s German suplex. The beating on Bubba continues until they feel ready to set up a table at ringside. Spike charges and dives over the ropes onto Guerrero. Benoit whips Spike into the ring steps for good measure. Bubba’s comeback is thwarted and the Radicalz bring a second table into the ring. Bubba takes a double superplex but Spike moved the table out of the way. The Radicalz lean a third table in a turnbuckle and whip Spike towards it, but Bubba tackles Spike to save him. Bubba finds his second wind and unleashes a series of power moves. Spike assists with a double stomp onto Benoit and the WASSUP diving head butt to the groin. Benoit makes Spike tap to the crossface but gets caught with a Samoan drop from Bubba. Bubba puts himself through the table when Benoit dodges his senton. Spike outmaneuvers the Radicalz to send them both crashing to ringside. Spike counters a suplex and puts Eddie through a table with a Dudley Dog off the ring apron! Benoit press slams Spike over the ropes and through a table! Benoit sets up a fresh table but Benoit puts him through it with the Bubba Bomb for the upset win at 14:55! The Dudleys had to scratch and claw for that victory. Surprisingly dramatic opening contest, ***¼.
Winners: Spike and Bubba Ray Dudley

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Retro Rowe: WWE Judgment Day 2002

WWE Judgment Day

May 19, 2002
-Follow me on Twitter: @SamoaRowe

-From Nashville, TN. Our hosts are Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler.

-Believe it or not, this is the very first North America pay-per-view to be held under the World Wrestling Entertainment banner. Referring to the World Wrestling Federation as “WWE” was simply too weird for a lot of fans to handle at the time and many of them split. Yes, there were bigger problems at the time (mainly creative) but the name change aspect did play a role in the decline of the company during this era.

Intercontinental Championship:
Eddie Guerrero © vs. Rob Van Dam

This might be sad, but I honestly cannot remember who Eddie ended up losing the IC title to. I’m guessing it was to RVD in a random episode of Raw, but maybe it’ll happen here. They kick things off with a fast paced exchange, sparking a Guerrero temper tantrum. RVD continues to dominate (in entertaining fashion, even applying a surfboard stretch) until Eddie catches him off guard with a punch after hiding in the ropes. Eddie is completely vicious at this point, using nasty punches and stomps to make a statement. RVD turns it around with a monkey flip. RVD delivers Rolling Thunder but only gets a 2 count. Eddie sneaks in a roll-up but RVD answers with a heel kick. Eddie crotches Van Dam on the turnbuckles and nails a hard power bomb. Eddie’s Frog Splash misses, but so does RVD’s Five Star Frog Splash. They both regain their composure and the match restarts with them running the ropes and colliding in dual cross body attempts. RVD’s backslide counter almost ends it, but Eddie uses the ropes for a backslide of his own and pins RVD at 10:55. They went completely balls to the wall for a fabulous opener, ***½.
Winner and still Intercontinental Champion: Eddie Guerrero

Sunday, December 13, 2015

Retro Rowe: WWF Backlash 2002

WWF Backlash

April 21, 2002
-Follow me on Twitter: @SamoaRowe

-From Kansas City, MO. Our hosts are Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler.

-It’s worth noting that this is the first WWF pay-per-view of the “Brand Extension” era, so the entire company is in the midst of a big transition. A lot of fresh faces were popping up, while some familiar stars were being put into unusual storylines.

Cruiserweight Championship:
Billy Kidman © vs. Tajiri (with Torrie Wilson)

Tajiri had been treating Torrie badly during this time and she’s forced to wear a kimono. Tajiri is showing a new mean streak and takes control in the early stages. This is a grounded contest, nothing like the high-flying contests that the WCW cruiserweight division was famous for. Kidman absorbs the Tarantula and finally begins mounting a comeback. Tajiri retaliates with a stiff kick to the head for a near fall. Kidman counters with a face buster for a 2 count. Kidman’s Shooting Star Press misses, which Tajiri capitalizes with a head kick for a severely close near fall. That false finish woke the crowd up. Kidman counters with a power bomb off the turnbuckles! Tajiri sprays red mist in Kidman’s eyes to steal the pinfall at 9:07. This needed a few more minutes to really get their story across, but they were able to win over the fans in attendance, **½.
Winner and new Cruiserweight Champion: Tajiri

Retro Rowe: WWF No Way Out 2002

WWF No Way Out

February 17, 2002
-Follow me on Twitter: @SamoaRowe

-From Milwaukee, WI. Our hosts are Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler.

-We kick things off with the re-debut of the New World Order consisting of Hollywood Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash, and Scott Hall. This was pretty surreal at the time, though it would have meant so very much more had they arrived about eight months earlier to save the WCW Invasion angle. Nash addresses the heat they have in the locker room, claiming that all they want to a clean slate. Hall says the n.W.o. are a bunch of marks who just want to work with the best WWF superstars. Hogan finally gets the mic and the crowd chants his name. He says they’re not here to kill the WWF, only to make it better. Hogan thanks Vince McMahon for this opportunity. This felt like a shoot, which I suppose is what they were aiming for.

Tag Team Turmoil:
Scotty 2 Hotty and The Hip-Hop Hippo Albert vs. Christian and Lance Storm

Storm locks up with Scotty, but finds himself overwhelmed. Albert tags and drops Storm with a press slam and delivers the giant swing to Christian. Albert is briefly isolated, but makes a lukewarm tag to Scotty. The match quickly breaks down and Storm saves Christian from The Worm. The Unprettier finishes Scotty at 2:55.
Jeff and Matt Hardy, accompanied by Lita, make their return after a short hiatus. The Hardy Boyz clean house. Matt’s leg drop is blocked by interference from Storm, shifting the momentum. Storm and Christian try to isolate Matt, but he quickly counters by dropping Christian on the ropes. Jeff gets what is supposed to be a hot tag and delivers some rapid fire offense. Matt saves Jeff from Storm’s Half Crab and a miscue results in Storm knocking out Christian with a kick. The Swanton Bomb finishes Storm at 6:11.

Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley, accompanied by Stacy, are the next team to square off with the Hardy Boyz. The fresh Dudley Boyz quickly gain the upper hand. Bubba counters a superplex but misses a splash off the top. D-Von and Matt get fresh tags, but Matt cleans house. Stacy saves Bubba from Matt’s Twist of Fate, but Lita pounces on her. Bubba attacks Lita and nails Matt with the Bubba Bomb. Lita sneaks in a Lita-carana. The match breaks down until Matt pins D-Von with a roll-up at 10:49. The Dudleyz are sore losers and deliver the 3-D on Jeff on the floor.

Billy and Chuck are the next team. With Jeff down and out, we’re left with Matt in a handicap match situation. Matt does a valiant job fighting off Billy and Chuck initially, but Billy’s Fame-asser ends it at 12:18.

Farooq and Bradshaw are the final team and initiate a brawl. Farooq nails a shoulder block on Chuck and tags in Bradshaw to continue dishing out punishment. Billy and Chuck successfully isolate Farooq for a while. Farooq counters with a Spinebuster on Billy and gets the hot tag to Bradshaw. Billy suffers the Clothesline from Hell and the A.P.A. win at 16:34. This was a typically frustrating Tag Team Turmoil match, as everything felt rushed and no one was in there long enough to gain anything from it, *½.
Winners: Farooq and Bradshaw

Saturday, December 12, 2015

Retro Rowe: WWF Unforgiven 2000

WWE Unforgiven

September 24th 2000

-From Philadelphia, PA. Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler (with Michael Cole covering for Lawler for a while). The big story going into this show is the return of Stone Cold Steve Austin after missing almost a year of action. Austin is gunning for the man who ran him over.

The Dudley Boyz (Bubba Ray and D-Von) and The APA (Faarooq and Bradshaw) vs. Right to Censor (Val Venis, Bull Buchanan, The Goodfather, and Steven Richards)

The Dudleyz take care of Goodfather in the early going, until the former pimp saves himself with a back drop counter. Buchanan tags but ends up on the receiving end of Bradshaw's swinging neck breaker. Buchanan counters with a springboard elbow. Venis tags but suffers a hard Irish whip from Bradshaw, followed by a fallaway slam. Venis counters D-Von's Irish whip and nails a powerbomb. RTC takes control by isolating D-Von for a short heat sequence. Bubba gets a hot tag and cleans house on RTC. The match quickly breaks down, and the Dudleyz hit the Doomsday Device on Val, but Goodfather saves the match. Richards catches Bubba with the Stevie Kick for the Venis pinfall at 6:02. Kind of a useless opener, with cheap heat vs. spinning wheels, *1/2.
Winners: Right to Censor

Retro Rowe: WWF Summerslam 2000

WWF SummerSlam 2000

August 27, 2000

-From Raleigh, NC. Our hosts are Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler.

Right to Censor (The Goodfather, Bull Buchanan, and Steven Richards) vs. Rikishi and Too Cool (Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay) (with the Hos)

Tool Cool have adopted he hos (including the future Victoria) in light of the Godfather abandoning them. Scotty 2 Hotty has a hot start against Buchanan, who eats a Too Cool double suplex. GMS dumps Goodfather to ringside, where he shoves down the hos! HOW DARE HE DISRESPECT THE HOS! Right to Censor takes control and trap GMS in their corner for a short while. Rikishi gets a hot tag (three and a half minutes in) and cleans house on RTC. Rikishi and Too Cool pile RTC up for butt splashes in the corner, and the match breaks down. Scotty looks for the Worm on the Goodfather, but Richards ambushes with the Stevie Kick for the win at 5:11. Holy short match! Still, emotions were running high in this one, *¾.
Winners: Right to Censor

Friday, December 11, 2015

Retro Rowe: WWF Fully Loaded 2000

WWF Fully Loaded

July 23,2000

-Whoa, this WWF event is rated TV-MA! Granted, it’s been at least ten years since the last time I watched this show, I don’t remember it being that violent. It could be due to heavy Chris Benoit involvement.
-From Dallas, TX. Jerry Lawler and Jim Ross are on commentary.

Test, Albert, and Trish Stratus vs. Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, and Lita

Matt starts with Albert after a short clusterf*ck. Matt is unusually clumsy here, slipping on the turnbuckles and tumbling off the apron. Matt manages to catch Test with the flying leg drop. The Hardyz double team Test (and I start to wonder if Matt is drunk when he’s off again) and Jeff wipes Test out at ringside. Test catches Matt with a big boot and tags in Trish. Matt ducks a slap and Test gets knocked down, allowing a near pinfall on Trish. Lita tags (to a huge pop) but Trish escapes with a tag to Albert. The Hardyz save Lita from Albert with Poetry in Motion. The Hardy suplex Albert and then Trish assists in a triple suplex on Test and Trish. Albert recovers to press slam Jeff to ringside, and T&A cut the ring in half. Jeff takes quite a beating but manages to make the hot tag to Matt, who manages to hold it together with a burst of offense. Test pump handle slams Matt, but Jeff breaks the cover with a Swanton bomb. Matt DDT’s Albert while Lita hits Test with a tornado DDT. Lita wipes out Albert with a cross body on the floor and a hurricanrana on Test. Albert cheap shots Lita’s injured ribs, allowing a power bomb from Test. Trish demands a tag and makes a cover for 2. Running bulldog by Trish but Lita catches her on the top rope for a superplex. The Hardyz clear the ring of T&A so Lita can finish Trish with the Litasault at 13:10. Lita was the star of this match, it was hard not to root for her against the men. Well-booked opener here, **¾.
Winners: The Hardy Boyz and Lita

Thursday, December 31, 2009

SamoaRowe's Top 10 of 2009

Well, it’s that time of year again. New Year’s Eve. 2009 is coming to a close and I’m at home in the midst of a snow storm, so what better time than to look back at my top matches of the year. I will start off by saying that the wrestler of the year is without a doubt Davey Richards. This guy was on a serious roll for the entire 12 months of 2009, having fantastic matches with a variety of opponents in numerous promotions. I would daresay that 9 out of 10 times, if Davey Richards was on a card, it was a show worth seeing and his match was the main attraction. So when you read my list, you will notice a lot of Richards.

I should also mention that the only matches of the year that I was unable to see that I wish I could have for consideration on this list are both Desmond Wolfe/Kurt Angle pay-per-view matches, and the recent AJ Styles/Christopher Daniels TNA World title match. Otherwise, I feel pretty satisfied with what I saw this year. I saw every WWE pay-per-view, save for Survivor Series and TLC. I did a better job keeping up with Ring of Honor thanks to some tremendous sales on their website. I got on board with the newly established Dragon Gate USA. And I occasionally watched some TNA. I hope this gives you an idea of what I did, or didn’t watch this year, and will save any angry e-mails that might blast me for ignoring Kurt Angle or Desmond Wolfe.

10) Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards vs. Bryan Danielson and Tyler Black (ROH Double Feature II)
It would seem that tag team wrestling had a mild recovery in 2009. With WWE unifying their tag belts and featuring them heavily on television and pay-per-view (the recent TLC show was headlined by DX and Jerishow competing for the belts), TNA having such a hot division that they could maintain two championships with one roster, and the continued success of Ring of Honor’s division, which has been a promotion staple for years. 2009 was the year of the American Wolves, featuring Richards and Edwards. They had a lot of great matches this year, but this one was the simply the most compelling. Danielson and Black were a thrown-together unit, but are both main event caliber performers and they pushed the Wolves to the limit. The result was a 45 minute classic. Long matches can be a bore at times, but when a match reaches this length but still feels like an intense 20 minute bout, it deserves some applause. Excellent match and might have been a MOTY in a weaker year, ****½.

9) Edge vs. John Cena (WWE Backlash)
There were a lot of groans when this match was signed due to the extensive history these two men have facing off against one another. It would appear that both Cena and Edge were aware of this and stepped up their collective game to put on a classic. They used the Last Man Standing Stipulation well but managed to avoid falling into the trap where the match is dragged down by slow referee counts. They turned up the heat with an impressive F-U spot where Edge landed in the crowd (well, FCW roster, but still cool to see). They brawled into the concession stand area and back to the arena. The match actually ended on the stage, not in the ring, when Big Show got involved. Show choke slammed Cena through one of the spot-lights on the stage, resulting in Cena being unable to meet the 10 count. This gave Edge yet another World title and set up an effective injury angle for Cena. I was hard on Cena a lot this year, as his later matches with Big Show were wretched and the later Orton feud didn’t exactly set the world on fire, but on this night Cena reminded everyone why he belongs in his spot. ****½.

8) Bryan Danielson vs. Naruki Doi (DGUSA Untouchable/Open the Untouchable Gate)
Danielson signed a WWE contract late in the summer. During his last month on the independent scene, he really set out to leave a lasting impression. This included fantastic bouts in Ring of Honor, CHIKARA, Pro Wrestling Guerilla, and even a guest appearance on Dragon Gate USA’s second pay-per-view, Untouchable (available on DVD as Open the Untouchable Gate). This match was billed as the North American indy ace (Danielson) squaring off with the Dragon Gate ace (Doi) to see who was really the “best in the world.” The result was an epic contest where both men left it all on the line. There’s not much more to say about this one other than it featured great wrestling, professional selling, big spots, and a dramatic finish when Danielson’s MMA shoulders just weren’t enough to keep Doi down. ****½.

7) Chris Jericho vs. Rey Mysterio (WWE The Bash)
2009 was a year when WWE suddenly seemed to care about their title belts again. The Intercontinental Championship became the centerpiece of a feud between Jericho and Mysterio. Things became more personal when Jericho unmasked Rey at Extreme Rules, which allowed him to claim the belt. The result was a rematch at The Bash where Rey’s mask was on the line if he could not pick up the victory. They played off their earlier matches perfectly, with Jericho once again going for the mask. This time Rey had a second mask on underneath. Jericho was thrown off enough that Rey was able to pick up the win. It’s not often anymore in the WWE that two wrestlers who can really push each other go out to the ring and surprise the crowd with creative counters and actually have a storyline behind it worthy of a fantastic match. I would encourage the writers to step aside and just let Jericho write his own stories for now on, because this was a worthy successor to his excellent run with Shawn Michaels in 2008. ****½.

6) Bryan Danielson vs. Davey Richards (ROH Final Countdown Tour: Boston)
Earlier I spoke about how Danielson wanted to leave a lasting impression before he left the indy scene. Well, with this match, he set out to pass the torch to the man he hoped would succeed him as the ace of independent wrestling: Davey Richards. It was Danielson’s second to last night with ROH, so emotions were running high. They wrestled for close to 45 minutes, and there wasn’t a dull moment. Others are going to cite that Danielson’s match with Nigel McGuinness the next night in New York City deserves more recognition, but while that was a fine match, it was a step below what they normally are capable of and was intended to cap off their ROH career on a sentimental note rather than to wow with an epic performance. When it comes to pure pro wrestling awesomeness, this Boston match is the true farewell card. It should be said that depending on how things develop for Richards, this bout could become even more meaningful in the coming years. ****½.

5) Kurt Angle vs. Jeff Jarrett (TNA Genesis)
I’ve got to admit, a few years ago I had predicted that Angle would have been either forced into retirement or killed in the ring prior to 2009. Instead, he carried TNA on his back, with a series of great in-ring performances and another world title reign. Jeff Jarrett was a guy I did not care for at all a few years ago. He was perpetually the NWA champion even though he did not have the crowd heat to justify it nor was he turning in great performances. Basically, from about 2004-2006, I felt that Jarrett was shoved down my throat and was hindering the advancement of TNA. With that said, it was remarkable that a Jarrett/Angle feud was as excellent as it turned out to be. Their Bound for Glory match was a classic in of itself, but this grudge rematch at Genesis was off the charts. There were a few mess-ups along the way, but not the type that took away from my enjoyment of the match (Jarrett caught his leg on the rope during a dive, and later on the guitar weapon fell apart). They were able to integrate the botches in such a way that it added to the story, for example the broken guitar led to a nastier spot with Jarrett cracking a chair at Angle. Considering the real life turmoil between these men (Kurt’s wife splitting for Jeff) it’s a tad more impressive that they were professional enough to still work together. Easily the best TNA match of the year, ****½.

4) Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker (WWE Wrestlemania 25)
This match has received almost universal praise from all corners of the internet. From blogs, to forums. The Youtube, everyone loved this match. It’s not hard to see why, because it’s two of the longest tenured and most recognizable WWE stars going toe to toe for 30 minutes without a single slow spot. They were firing away at each other from the second the opening bell rang to the bitter end when Undertaker reversed a moonsault into a Tombstone piledriver. Some were critical of the build to this match, as they only really spent a few weeks prior to the show developing a conflict between the competitors, but in this day and age it’s not surprising that the key Wrestlemania matches aren’t getting six months worth of build. What they accomplished was setting up doubt that Undertaker was definitely going over. By this point, Undertaker’s streak is worth more to the fans than the World titles, so there was overwhelming vested interest in the outcome. It’s actually a shame that this bout didn’t main event the show, as the Orton/Triple H match bombed, but with a rematch apparently in the works for Wrestlemania 26 (and potential retirement looming for both men) it could steal the show again. ****½.

3) Davey Richards vs. Shingo (DGUSA Untouchable/Open the Untouchable Gate)
You might be tired of me talking about Davey Richards by this point, but that’s okay. Richards vs. Shingo was billed as a battle between two of the hardest strikers in the business and it lived up to the hype. However, it wasn’t just a strike-fest, but featured a lot of great selling, counters, and near falls. This immediately followed the previously mentioned Danielson/Doi match and they set out to top it. The post-match happenings were interesting, as Danielson came down to the ring to congratulate Richards on his victory (a huge upset in the Dragon Gate universe) and to put him over verbally as his replacement on the indy scene. Richards responded by doing what very few indy wrestlers can do these days: he got legitimate heel heat by attacking Danielson! I should also note the remarkable progress made by Shingo over the last two years. In 2006-2007 he toured the U.S. and was featured on numerous ROH shows. He was a solid performer then, but not one I would go out of my way to watch perform. How the times have changed. Shingo impressed the hell out of me not only with this bout, but with his match against Naruki Doi on the Enter the Dragon pay-per-view. DGUSA could become a force to reckon with in the coming years, ****¾.

2) John Cena vs. Edge vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Kane vs. Mike Knox vs. Chris Jericho (WWE No Way Out)
I love being surprised. In recent years, that hasn’t happened enough in my wrestling watching. Prior to this elimination chamber match, Edge had lost his WWE title in the opener. He attacked Kofi Kingston during his entrance and took his place in this World Heavyweight title match. John Cena was the defending champion and was eliminated about five minutes after being let out of his cell. The shock value of that set the tone for the rest of the match, especially when it came down to just Edge and Mysterio. For years, Rey Mysterio has been one of my favorite performers, but in 2008 he seemed to be on a quality decline as the injuries kept piling up. What I loved most about this match was the rebirth of Mysterio as a top level performer. He took Edge to the limit and seemed to have the World title secured at numerous points, and the crowd was well behind him! I guess it was also something of a relief that the stink of Rey’s 2006 title reign has been shed. Ultimately, Edge drove Rey into a pod and hit the spear to pick up the World title (just hours removed from losing the WWE title) but what I remember most about this contest was Rey Mysterio’s performance, ****¾.

1) Davey Richards vs. KENTA (ROH Supercard of Honor IV)
Yep, I’m going to write another love letter to Davey Richards. This was an important match on one of ROH’s biggest shows of the year (held in Houston on the Friday before Wrestlemania). KENTA’s GHC Junior-Heavyweight title was on the line, and it’s a special occasion for that belt to be defended in North America. There was the added backstory that when KENTA had toured the U.S. in 2006, Richards had been booked as his protégé, as at that time Gabe and company were really trying to establish a relatively green Richards as the future of the promotion. The result was a brutal match, they turned up the intensity and played off their past relationship as they both clearly had scouted the other. KENTA ultimately picked up the win after reversing a handspring kick into a modified Go To Sleep. 2009 quietly became a great year for the pro wrestling art form even as guest hosts and bad comedy ran supreme on television.

I look forward to coming back to this writing in two years and shaking my head due to the increased self-awareness I’ll have by then.